Out of the Bunny Hole

"If only I had known that leaf pile was a portal to an arctic dimension, I would have eaten pumpkin pie instead," Renny the rabbit spoke from within his medical bubble.

Saturday, March 20, Renny was discovered trapped in a snowy prison near the suburbs of Siberia. A lengthy investigation into the incident found the hare had leapt into a pile of leaves approximately eight feet deep. The brisk weather caused the pile to cave in on Renny, trapping his weight within for nearly five months.

He was discovered by a team of French St. Bernards during their annual John E. Cooper Brandy Convention. "We deh not kneu what ze wabbit waz doing under ze sneu, but heez fangs were tres terrifyeeng," Francis, the alpha St. Bernard, bellowed.

Following the rescue was a two-week period of deep intensive therapy for Renny, in which he was reacclimated to proper temperature conditions. Dr. Mole, the lead physician on staff at Burrow General, believes that a few more weeks under the snow would have caused the rabbit's fur to clump into a spiky cluster of icicles, causing a sure porcupinal demise.

Renny is currently finishing his stay at Burrow General, and should be able to leave his medical bubble shortly. His owner and caretaker, Mike had no comment on the matter. Negligence charges have been considered, but have not currently been issued.